A budding amateur alchemist from Northern Ireland caused £3,000 worth of damage after crapping on an electrical fire, believing it would turn his turd to gold.
“Rather bizarrely you were attempting to make gold from human faeces and waste products.” Judge McFarland said at Enniskillen Magistrates Court.
“It was an interesting experiment to fulfil the alchemist’s dream, but wasn’t going to succeed.”
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