Nursing home staff at a home in Michigan, USA are under fire after an old woman they were supposed to be caring for was admitted to hospital with a vagina full of maggots.
In more dentistry news this week, a dentist from Canada has bought one of John Lennon's teeth for £19,500 at auction. he must be blooming' dental!
This mental bastard didn't even bother sedating his victim, he just told her to close her eyes!
Just beware if you're off to Thailand for some cheap and easy sex in the near future, Go-Go girls in Phuket are lacing their ninny-jugs with drugs to knock male punters unconscious by just kissing them. When the sex tourists wake up, the girls are gone and so are their wallets.
Despite some non-believers still insisting this is a fake the one-eyed albino shark is not a hoax.
The sandwich packs 540,000 calories and takes 22 hours to cook. Manager Jason Jones says the burger, which has 15 pounds of lettuce, 30 pounds of bacon, 30 pounds of tomatoes and 36 pounds of cheese, comes with fries and a drink.
“Rather bizarrely you were attempting to make gold from human faeces and waste products.” Judge McFarland said at Enniskillen Magistrates Court.
“It was an interesting experiment to fulfil the alchemist’s dream, but wasn’t going to succeed.”
Officers who arrived at the home say they could hear the man shouting: "You tried to cut my head off. You're going to jail."
