The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence)

Fantastic news!

Although it seems a shame they had to make so many cuts, we're going to miss the best bits:

The deleted scenes include the rape of a woman by a man with barbed wire wrapped around his penis, another scene showed presumably the same pervert masturbating furiously using sandpaper. This is not acceptable in today’s Britain. Other than the violent sexual scenes, British viewers will also be robbed of seeing a new born baby being killed, graphic close up of a bloke having his teeth knocked out with a hammer, and more depressingly forced defecation into victim’s mouths.

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John Wayne's beret

The beret that John Wayne wore in the classic war film The Green Berets has sold at auction for an amazing £116,000!

A green beret worn by the late actor John Wayne in the famous 1968 film The Green Berets sold for almost $180,000 (£116,000) at auction.

A total $5.3m was raised from the sale of more than 700 of Wayne's costumes and personal items - a portion of which will go to the John Wayne Cancer Foundation.

An eye patch Wayne wore in the 1969 movie True Grit sold for $47,800.

John Wayne is the goddamn greatest, pilgrim.

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World record bikini parade

Hundreds of fit Australian girls strolling about in itsy-bitsy bikinis, and all for the sake of a world record. Ding-dong!

Over 300 bikini babes paraded along Australia’s Gold Coast yesterday in an effort to beat the previous record set in the Cayman Islands last year. Guinness World of Records official Chris Sheedy was at hand to personally inspect every bikini clad babe up close

Lucky Chris!

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Chupacabras killed in Mississippi

Another supposed 'goat sucker' has been gunned down by a trigger-happy redneck.

These are coyotes with mange, the sensation is over.

A STRANGE creature has been sighted in Simpson County, Mississippi. The creature’s back legs are longer than its front legs. It has long teeth,. It has no hair. And when Truitt Bernard saw what might have been the first or alt of its kind, he knew what to do: shoot it dead.

Says Barnard:

“It’s an ugly looking beast. I know it’s not a coyote. I’ve killed some mangy coyotes too, and I just haven’t seen something quite like it.”

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Venison ice-cream?

This sounds bloomin' delicious!

Definitely one to look out for if I'm ever up in Aberdeen.

Pastry chef Julien Miran, who works at the Cow Shed Restaurant near Banchory, was tasked with creating something spectacular for the launch of this year’s Royal Deeside and Cairngorms Venison Festival. The ingenious cookie used juniper berries in the ice-cream, and then added slivers of smoked venison, the dessert is topped off with two tuile biscuit antlers.

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Two-faced baby

A baby has been born in Pakistan with craniofacial duplication, which basically means two faces.

Not two heads, just two faces on one head, two pairs of eyes, two noses and two mouths. Bonkers.

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Tiny pecker found in man's trousers

Look at this mental!

This Dutch oddball was caught at the Rochambeau airport in Cayenne, French Guiana, with a dozen live hummingbirds sewn into his trouser crotch.

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