OLD LADY'S FANNY INFESTED WITH MAGGOTS

Nursing home staff at a home in Michigan, USA are under fire after an old woman they were supposed to be caring for was admitted to hospital with a vagina full of maggots.

DENTIST BUYS JOHN LENNON'S TOOTH

In more dentistry news this week, a dentist from Canada has bought one of John Lennon's teeth for £19,500 at auction. he must be blooming' dental!

DIRTY DENTIST DANGLES DICK IN PATIENT'S MOUTH

This mental bastard didn't even bother sedating his victim, he just told her to close her eyes!

THAI PROSTITUTE BOOB-SCAM

Just beware if you're off to Thailand for some cheap and easy sex in the near future, Go-Go girls in Phuket are lacing their ninny-jugs with drugs to knock male punters unconscious by just kissing them. When the sex tourists wake up, the girls are gone and so are their wallets.

ONE-EYED ALBINO SHARK

Despite some non-believers still insisting this is a fake the one-eyed albino shark is not a hoax.

Wednesday 14 April 2010

Woman Beheaded For Being A Vampire

A man in Iloilo City, Philippines hacked off his sleeping wife’s head with a machete, because he mistook her for a vampire.
61 year old Rodolfo Rojo was arrested on Tuesday morning after handing himself in to the police and confessing his crime. Police investigators went to Mr Rojo’s house and found his 70 year old wife lying in bed, her head was a metre away on the floor.
Mr Rojo told police officers that he had attacked his wife, Adela on Monday night because he thought she was an “aswang”. The aswang, also known as soc-soc, wak-wak or tik-tik are a vampire-like creature from Filipino folklore which has spread fear throughout the Philippines for centuries.
When Mr Rojo saw his wife lying in bed, believing she was one of these evil monsters he grabbed a large bolo knife and hacked at her twice, the first strike hit her head and the second blow completely decapitated her.
The family of Mr Rojo say he has been acting strangely for a number of weeks and they believe he is suffering from a form of mental illness. Police are holding Mr Rojo whilst his family decide whether they want to press charges against him or not.

Monday 29 March 2010

Indonesian Man Chops His Own Penis Off And Tosses It Down Well

A 19 year old man from Central Java, Indonesia emasculated himself earlier today after breaking up with his girlfriend.
After severing his own manhood the young chap then tossed the detached organ down a nearby well, family members have since searched for the amputated genital but their efforts have been fruitless.
The eunuch was taken to hospital where he is being treated for his physical and mental condition. Although his reproductive gland seems to have disappeared and will not be reattached, his wounds are no longer life threatening.
“His wound could have been fatal but he will survive and we are trying our best to heal it,” Cilacap Municipal Hospital director Sugeng Budi Susanto told reporters.
“He’s still too shocked and embarrassed to talk or meet anyone,” he continued.