OLD LADY'S FANNY INFESTED WITH MAGGOTS

Nursing home staff at a home in Michigan, USA are under fire after an old woman they were supposed to be caring for was admitted to hospital with a vagina full of maggots.

DENTIST BUYS JOHN LENNON'S TOOTH

In more dentistry news this week, a dentist from Canada has bought one of John Lennon's teeth for £19,500 at auction. he must be blooming' dental!

DIRTY DENTIST DANGLES DICK IN PATIENT'S MOUTH

This mental bastard didn't even bother sedating his victim, he just told her to close her eyes!

THAI PROSTITUTE BOOB-SCAM

Just beware if you're off to Thailand for some cheap and easy sex in the near future, Go-Go girls in Phuket are lacing their ninny-jugs with drugs to knock male punters unconscious by just kissing them. When the sex tourists wake up, the girls are gone and so are their wallets.

ONE-EYED ALBINO SHARK

Despite some non-believers still insisting this is a fake the one-eyed albino shark is not a hoax.

Friday 9 October 2009

Alligator Bites Golfer's Arm Off




A 75 year old golfer in South Carolina has had his arm bitten off by an alligator as he played a few holes.

The old timer bent down to pick his ball up and a ten foot alligator appeared from nowhere, clamped it's jaws around his arm and dragged him into a pond. Then it started rolling around in the water, ripped his arm off and swallowed it.

Animal control professionals managed to kill the beast and retrieve the man's arm from it's stomach. Doctors are trying to reattach the severed limb.

The Morningstarr*

Thursday 8 October 2009

The World's Biggest Cupcake

Fucking hell, what is the big deal with these monster cupcakes? The record seems to be broken every month!