OLD LADY'S FANNY INFESTED WITH MAGGOTS

Nursing home staff at a home in Michigan, USA are under fire after an old woman they were supposed to be caring for was admitted to hospital with a vagina full of maggots.

DENTIST BUYS JOHN LENNON'S TOOTH

In more dentistry news this week, a dentist from Canada has bought one of John Lennon's teeth for £19,500 at auction. he must be blooming' dental!

DIRTY DENTIST DANGLES DICK IN PATIENT'S MOUTH

This mental bastard didn't even bother sedating his victim, he just told her to close her eyes!

THAI PROSTITUTE BOOB-SCAM

Just beware if you're off to Thailand for some cheap and easy sex in the near future, Go-Go girls in Phuket are lacing their ninny-jugs with drugs to knock male punters unconscious by just kissing them. When the sex tourists wake up, the girls are gone and so are their wallets.

ONE-EYED ALBINO SHARK

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Sunday 6 November 2011

Old lady's fanny infested with maggots


Nursing home staff at a home in Michigan, USA are under fire after an old woman they were supposed to be caring for was admitted to hospital with a vagina full of maggots.

The old woman had been complaining of an “itching and burning” around her catheter, the itchy woman refused to take showers complaining of a pain in her hip. Care workers simply made a half-arsed attempt at bed baths until a qualified nurse was eventually asked to examine her.

“During one instance of personal care being provided, staff noticed something of concern and brought it to the attention of a nurse.” Mike Pemble, director of the Bureau of Healthy Systems of LARA, explained.

“Upon closer examination of the vaginal area, maggots were found to be infesting in and around the catheter area.”

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Dentist buys John Lennon's tooth


In more dentistry news this week, a dentist from Canada has bought one of John Lennon's teeth for £19,500 at auction. he must be blooming' dental!

Alberta-based Michael Zuk bid by phone to secure the molar given by the former Beatle to his house keeper Dot Jarlett, who worked for him in the 1960s.

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Dirty dentist dangles dick in patient's mouth


This mental bastard didn't even bother sedating his victim, he just told her to close her eyes!

The unnamed 28-year-old dentist works at the Qinpu Zhongshan Hospital in the Qingpu District of Shanghai. According to the complainant she was attending the hospital last Friday for oral surgery when the dentist asked her to close her eyes and open her mouth wide. But unlike most dentists, this one then undid his trousers and slipped his reproductive organ past the woman’s gums.


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Dad Vomits On Roller Coaster

Thai prostitute boob-scam




Just beware if you're off to Thailand for some cheap and easy sex in the near future, Go-Go girls in Phuket are lacing their ninny-jugs with drugs to knock male punters unconscious by just kissing them. When the sex tourists wake up, the girls are gone and so are their wallets.

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