OLD LADY'S FANNY INFESTED WITH MAGGOTS

Nursing home staff at a home in Michigan, USA are under fire after an old woman they were supposed to be caring for was admitted to hospital with a vagina full of maggots.

DENTIST BUYS JOHN LENNON'S TOOTH

In more dentistry news this week, a dentist from Canada has bought one of John Lennon's teeth for £19,500 at auction. he must be blooming' dental!

DIRTY DENTIST DANGLES DICK IN PATIENT'S MOUTH

This mental bastard didn't even bother sedating his victim, he just told her to close her eyes!

THAI PROSTITUTE BOOB-SCAM

Just beware if you're off to Thailand for some cheap and easy sex in the near future, Go-Go girls in Phuket are lacing their ninny-jugs with drugs to knock male punters unconscious by just kissing them. When the sex tourists wake up, the girls are gone and so are their wallets.

ONE-EYED ALBINO SHARK

Despite some non-believers still insisting this is a fake the one-eyed albino shark is not a hoax.

Saturday, 8 October 2011

Venison ice-cream?




This sounds bloomin' delicious!

Definitely one to look out for if I'm ever up in Aberdeen.

Pastry chef Julien Miran, who works at the Cow Shed Restaurant near Banchory, was tasked with creating something spectacular for the launch of this year’s Royal Deeside and Cairngorms Venison Festival. The ingenious cookie used juniper berries in the ice-cream, and then added slivers of smoked venison, the dessert is topped off with two tuile biscuit antlers.


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Sunday, 2 October 2011

Two-faced baby




A baby has been born in Pakistan with craniofacial duplication, which basically means two faces.

Not two heads, just two faces on one head, two pairs of eyes, two noses and two mouths. Bonkers.

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Tiny pecker found in man's trousers


Look at this mental!

This Dutch oddball was caught at the Rochambeau airport in Cayenne, French Guiana, with a dozen live hummingbirds sewn into his trouser crotch.


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Deformed teenager




This poor sod is 17-year-old Michael Herreno. When he was a toddler he thought a mosquito had bitten him on the nose, but the little red pimple just didn't stop spreading.

Now Michael's heading to America to have his fizzog fixed.

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Dead woman springs back to life



The daughter of Rosa Celestrino de Assis is understandably razzed off with staff at a hospital in Rio de Janeiro. A bungling doctor and nurse both decided that Rosa had died of pneumonia and sent her to the morgue.

But when the daughter arrived to collect her mother's body from the mortuary she found her still breathing!

“I went to kiss my mom, and she was breathing. I began to scream, ‘My mom is alive!’ and everyone looked at me like I was crazy,”

The old dear had spent two hours stuffed in a plastic body-bag, inside a refrigerated drawer! Strewth!n

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Jessie J the dirty cow



Filthy pop star Jessie J has been boasting about her bowel movements this week.

The dirty bugger has been telling a story about not taking any notice of people warning her not to use a caravan toilet, and then curling down an oily loaf in a music festival field!

This seems to be pretty normal behaviour from people that live in caravans.

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Wednesday, 14 April 2010

Woman Beheaded For Being A Vampire

A man in Iloilo City, Philippines hacked off his sleeping wife’s head with a machete, because he mistook her for a vampire.
61 year old Rodolfo Rojo was arrested on Tuesday morning after handing himself in to the police and confessing his crime. Police investigators went to Mr Rojo’s house and found his 70 year old wife lying in bed, her head was a metre away on the floor.
Mr Rojo told police officers that he had attacked his wife, Adela on Monday night because he thought she was an “aswang”. The aswang, also known as soc-soc, wak-wak or tik-tik are a vampire-like creature from Filipino folklore which has spread fear throughout the Philippines for centuries.
When Mr Rojo saw his wife lying in bed, believing she was one of these evil monsters he grabbed a large bolo knife and hacked at her twice, the first strike hit her head and the second blow completely decapitated her.
The family of Mr Rojo say he has been acting strangely for a number of weeks and they believe he is suffering from a form of mental illness. Police are holding Mr Rojo whilst his family decide whether they want to press charges against him or not.