This poor sod is 17-year-old Michael Herreno. When he was a toddler he thought a mosquito had bitten him on the nose, but the little red pimple just didn't stop spreading.
Now Michael's heading to America to have his fizzog fixed.
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OLD LADY'S FANNY INFESTED WITH MAGGOTS
Nursing home staff at a home in Michigan, USA are under fire after an old woman they were supposed to be caring for was admitted to hospital with a vagina full of maggots.
DENTIST BUYS JOHN LENNON'S TOOTH
In more dentistry news this week, a dentist from Canada has bought one of John Lennon's teeth for £19,500 at auction. he must be blooming' dental!
DIRTY DENTIST DANGLES DICK IN PATIENT'S MOUTH
This mental bastard didn't even bother sedating his victim, he just told her to close her eyes!
THAI PROSTITUTE BOOB-SCAM
Just beware if you're off to Thailand for some cheap and easy sex in the near future, Go-Go girls in Phuket are lacing their ninny-jugs with drugs to knock male punters unconscious by just kissing them. When the sex tourists wake up, the girls are gone and so are their wallets.
ONE-EYED ALBINO SHARK
Despite some non-believers still insisting this is a fake the one-eyed albino shark is not a hoax.
Sunday, 2 October 2011
Deformed teenager
This poor sod is 17-year-old Michael Herreno. When he was a toddler he thought a mosquito had bitten him on the nose, but the little red pimple just didn't stop spreading.
Now Michael's heading to America to have his fizzog fixed.
Dead woman springs back to life
The daughter of Rosa Celestrino de Assis is understandably razzed off with staff at a hospital in Rio de Janeiro. A bungling doctor and nurse both decided that Rosa had died of pneumonia and sent her to the morgue.
But when the daughter arrived to collect her mother's body from the mortuary she found her still breathing!
“I went to kiss my mom, and she was breathing. I began to scream, ‘My mom is alive!’ and everyone looked at me like I was crazy,”
The old dear had spent two hours stuffed in a plastic body-bag, inside a refrigerated drawer! Strewth!n
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Jessie J the dirty cow
Filthy pop star Jessie J has been boasting about her bowel movements this week.
The dirty bugger has been telling a story about not taking any notice of people warning her not to use a caravan toilet, and then curling down an oily loaf in a music festival field!
This seems to be pretty normal behaviour from people that live in caravans.
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Wednesday, 14 April 2010
Woman Beheaded For Being A Vampire
A man in Iloilo City, Philippines hacked off his sleeping wife’s head with a machete, because he mistook her for a vampire.
61 year old Rodolfo Rojo was arrested on Tuesday morning after handing himself in to the police and confessing his crime. Police investigators went to Mr Rojo’s house and found his 70 year old wife lying in bed, her head was a metre away on the floor.
Mr Rojo told police officers that he had attacked his wife, Adela on Monday night because he thought she was an “aswang”. The aswang, also known as soc-soc, wak-wak or tik-tik are a vampire-like creature from Filipino folklore which has spread fear throughout the Philippines for centuries.
When Mr Rojo saw his wife lying in bed, believing she was one of these evil monsters he grabbed a large bolo knife and hacked at her twice, the first strike hit her head and the second blow completely decapitated her.
The family of Mr Rojo say he has been acting strangely for a number of weeks and they believe he is suffering from a form of mental illness. Police are holding Mr Rojo whilst his family decide whether they want to press charges against him or not.
61 year old Rodolfo Rojo was arrested on Tuesday morning after handing himself in to the police and confessing his crime. Police investigators went to Mr Rojo’s house and found his 70 year old wife lying in bed, her head was a metre away on the floor.
Mr Rojo told police officers that he had attacked his wife, Adela on Monday night because he thought she was an “aswang”. The aswang, also known as soc-soc, wak-wak or tik-tik are a vampire-like creature from Filipino folklore which has spread fear throughout the Philippines for centuries.
When Mr Rojo saw his wife lying in bed, believing she was one of these evil monsters he grabbed a large bolo knife and hacked at her twice, the first strike hit her head and the second blow completely decapitated her.
The family of Mr Rojo say he has been acting strangely for a number of weeks and they believe he is suffering from a form of mental illness. Police are holding Mr Rojo whilst his family decide whether they want to press charges against him or not.
Monday, 29 March 2010
Indonesian Man Chops His Own Penis Off And Tosses It Down Well
A 19 year old man from Central Java, Indonesia emasculated himself earlier today after breaking up with his girlfriend.
After severing his own manhood the young chap then tossed the detached organ down a nearby well, family members have since searched for the amputated genital but their efforts have been fruitless.
The eunuch was taken to hospital where he is being treated for his physical and mental condition. Although his reproductive gland seems to have disappeared and will not be reattached, his wounds are no longer life threatening.
“His wound could have been fatal but he will survive and we are trying our best to heal it,” Cilacap Municipal Hospital director Sugeng Budi Susanto told reporters.
“He’s still too shocked and embarrassed to talk or meet anyone,” he continued.
After severing his own manhood the young chap then tossed the detached organ down a nearby well, family members have since searched for the amputated genital but their efforts have been fruitless.
The eunuch was taken to hospital where he is being treated for his physical and mental condition. Although his reproductive gland seems to have disappeared and will not be reattached, his wounds are no longer life threatening.
“His wound could have been fatal but he will survive and we are trying our best to heal it,” Cilacap Municipal Hospital director Sugeng Budi Susanto told reporters.
“He’s still too shocked and embarrassed to talk or meet anyone,” he continued.
Friday, 9 October 2009
Alligator Bites Golfer's Arm Off
A 75 year old golfer in South Carolina has had his arm bitten off by an alligator as he played a few holes.
The old timer bent down to pick his ball up and a ten foot alligator appeared from nowhere, clamped it's jaws around his arm and dragged him into a pond. Then it started rolling around in the water, ripped his arm off and swallowed it.
Animal control professionals managed to kill the beast and retrieve the man's arm from it's stomach. Doctors are trying to reattach the severed limb.
The Morningstarr*
Thursday, 8 October 2009
The World's Biggest Cupcake
Fucking hell, what is the big deal with these monster cupcakes? The record seems to be broken every month!
