Chupacabras killed in Mississippi

Another supposed 'goat sucker' has been gunned down by a trigger-happy redneck.

These are coyotes with mange, the sensation is over.

A STRANGE creature has been sighted in Simpson County, Mississippi. The creature’s back legs are longer than its front legs. It has long teeth,. It has no hair. And when Truitt Bernard saw what might have been the first or alt of its kind, he knew what to do: shoot it dead.

Says Barnard:

“It’s an ugly looking beast. I know it’s not a coyote. I’ve killed some mangy coyotes too, and I just haven’t seen something quite like it.”

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Venison ice-cream?

This sounds bloomin' delicious!

Definitely one to look out for if I'm ever up in Aberdeen.

Pastry chef Julien Miran, who works at the Cow Shed Restaurant near Banchory, was tasked with creating something spectacular for the launch of this year’s Royal Deeside and Cairngorms Venison Festival. The ingenious cookie used juniper berries in the ice-cream, and then added slivers of smoked venison, the dessert is topped off with two tuile biscuit antlers.

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Two-faced baby

A baby has been born in Pakistan with craniofacial duplication, which basically means two faces.

Not two heads, just two faces on one head, two pairs of eyes, two noses and two mouths. Bonkers.

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Tiny pecker found in man's trousers

Look at this mental!

This Dutch oddball was caught at the Rochambeau airport in Cayenne, French Guiana, with a dozen live hummingbirds sewn into his trouser crotch.

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Deformed teenager

This poor sod is 17-year-old Michael Herreno. When he was a toddler he thought a mosquito had bitten him on the nose, but the little red pimple just didn't stop spreading.

Now Michael's heading to America to have his fizzog fixed.

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Dead woman springs back to life

The daughter of Rosa Celestrino de Assis is understandably razzed off with staff at a hospital in Rio de Janeiro. A bungling doctor and nurse both decided that Rosa had died of pneumonia and sent her to the morgue.

But when the daughter arrived to collect her mother's body from the mortuary she found her still breathing!

“I went to kiss my mom, and she was breathing. I began to scream, ‘My mom is alive!’ and everyone looked at me like I was crazy,”

The old dear had spent two hours stuffed in a plastic body-bag, inside a refrigerated drawer! Strewth!n

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Jessie J the dirty cow

Filthy pop star Jessie J has been boasting about her bowel movements this week.

The dirty bugger has been telling a story about not taking any notice of people warning her not to use a caravan toilet, and then curling down an oily loaf in a music festival field!

This seems to be pretty normal behaviour from people that live in caravans.

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