Nursing home staff at a home in Michigan, USA are under fire after an old woman they were supposed to be caring for was admitted to hospital with a vagina full of maggots.
In more dentistry news this week, a dentist from Canada has bought one of John Lennon's teeth for £19,500 at auction. he must be blooming' dental!
This mental bastard didn't even bother sedating his victim, he just told her to close her eyes!
Just beware if you're off to Thailand for some cheap and easy sex in the near future, Go-Go girls in Phuket are lacing their ninny-jugs with drugs to knock male punters unconscious by just kissing them. When the sex tourists wake up, the girls are gone and so are their wallets.
Despite some non-believers still insisting this is a fake the one-eyed albino shark is not a hoax.
