What kind of berk would invent a rifle that fired a nuclear bomb?
OLD LADY'S FANNY INFESTED WITH MAGGOTS
Nursing home staff at a home in Michigan, USA are under fire after an old woman they were supposed to be caring for was admitted to hospital with a vagina full of maggots.
DENTIST BUYS JOHN LENNON'S TOOTH
In more dentistry news this week, a dentist from Canada has bought one of John Lennon's teeth for £19,500 at auction. he must be blooming' dental!
DIRTY DENTIST DANGLES DICK IN PATIENT'S MOUTH
This mental bastard didn't even bother sedating his victim, he just told her to close her eyes!
THAI PROSTITUTE BOOB-SCAM
Just beware if you're off to Thailand for some cheap and easy sex in the near future, Go-Go girls in Phuket are lacing their ninny-jugs with drugs to knock male punters unconscious by just kissing them. When the sex tourists wake up, the girls are gone and so are their wallets.
ONE-EYED ALBINO SHARK
Despite some non-believers still insisting this is a fake the one-eyed albino shark is not a hoax.
Wednesday, 16 January 2008
Corsa Ads
The new Vauxhall Corsa ads with the little puppets in are getting stranger by the minute. The plot seems to be involving kidnap, group sex and theft already. What do you think?
Corsa C'mon
Corsa C'mon
Bloody Pen!
There's a new pen on the market that allows you to write your death threats/suicide notes in your own blood. Wicked!
Tuesday, 15 January 2008
Cat Shit Coffee
The best coffee known to man doesn't just grow on trees, it comes out of a cat's arse!
Cat Shit Coffee
Cat Shit Coffee
Man Microwaves Own Hand
Some nutjob from Idaho who believed he bore the mark of the Devil (666) chopped of his own hand and microwaved it to be on the safe side!
Man Microwaves Own Hand
Man Microwaves Own Hand
Marijuana Makes You Smart!
Scientific tests have proved that smoking marijuana actually increases cell growth in the brain. Pity that you're too fucking wasted to take advantage of the increased brain capacity!
