OLD LADY'S FANNY INFESTED WITH MAGGOTS

Nursing home staff at a home in Michigan, USA are under fire after an old woman they were supposed to be caring for was admitted to hospital with a vagina full of maggots.

DENTIST BUYS JOHN LENNON'S TOOTH

In more dentistry news this week, a dentist from Canada has bought one of John Lennon's teeth for £19,500 at auction. he must be blooming' dental!

DIRTY DENTIST DANGLES DICK IN PATIENT'S MOUTH

This mental bastard didn't even bother sedating his victim, he just told her to close her eyes!

THAI PROSTITUTE BOOB-SCAM

Just beware if you're off to Thailand for some cheap and easy sex in the near future, Go-Go girls in Phuket are lacing their ninny-jugs with drugs to knock male punters unconscious by just kissing them. When the sex tourists wake up, the girls are gone and so are their wallets.

ONE-EYED ALBINO SHARK

Despite some non-believers still insisting this is a fake the one-eyed albino shark is not a hoax.

Monday 2 June 2008

Pringles Designer Buried In Pringles Tube

Just what it says on the tin!

The bloke who designed the Pringles tubes was cremated this week, and his ashes buried in a pringles tube.

Pringles Tube Designer Buried In Pringles Tube

Bird Shit Destroys Sphinx