OLD LADY'S FANNY INFESTED WITH MAGGOTS

Nursing home staff at a home in Michigan, USA are under fire after an old woman they were supposed to be caring for was admitted to hospital with a vagina full of maggots.

DENTIST BUYS JOHN LENNON'S TOOTH

In more dentistry news this week, a dentist from Canada has bought one of John Lennon's teeth for £19,500 at auction. he must be blooming' dental!

DIRTY DENTIST DANGLES DICK IN PATIENT'S MOUTH

This mental bastard didn't even bother sedating his victim, he just told her to close her eyes!

THAI PROSTITUTE BOOB-SCAM

Just beware if you're off to Thailand for some cheap and easy sex in the near future, Go-Go girls in Phuket are lacing their ninny-jugs with drugs to knock male punters unconscious by just kissing them. When the sex tourists wake up, the girls are gone and so are their wallets.

ONE-EYED ALBINO SHARK

Despite some non-believers still insisting this is a fake the one-eyed albino shark is not a hoax.

Friday 11 April 2008

Woman Living With Plague Of Rats

Authorities in Rochester, Washington. used a warrant to enter the home of a woman who’s house was overrun with hundreds of rats.

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Thursday 10 April 2008

Strange tale of a suicidal heart.

Strange suicidal love story.

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Decomposing Body Found In Dead Woman’s Closet

The daughter of Beatrice Magaha from Charles Town, West Virginia, was clearing the contents of her recently deceased mother’s house when to her horror she discovered the rotting remains of a woman hidden in her mother’s closet.

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Saturday 5 April 2008

Monkey Rides Motorbike

Video footage of a monkey in Indonesia riding a mini-motorbike up and down the street.

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India's "Curry Bomb" against terror

Weapons development experts have created an eye-watering spice bomb, packed with a potent mix of red chilli and pepper which will be used to smoke out militants during counter-insurgency operations.

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Thailand Bans Cosmetic Castration

A popular, cheap, quick and easy fix for your typical Bangkok Ladyboy is to simply have their testicles removed!

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Friday 4 April 2008

World’s Shortest Man Gets In Record Books

After waiting a year to be officially recognised, He Pingping has finally been accepted into the Guinness Book Of World Records as the World’s Shortest Man standing at just 73 centimetres tall.

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